
Ok, let me first start by saying that these are all professional athletes. Each of these men have proven themselves in one facet or another to qualify them to play in the National Basketball Association. They are of an elite breed on a world stage few seldom see, and with that said, WHAT THE ^&#% WAS THAT!?!? WHAT THE HELL NBA?!? I MEAN REALLY? WHAT THE &*#%!?!?
If you didn't see the Sprite 2010 NBA Slam Dunk contest, well, I don't blame you, because you didn't miss much. But just to tickle your fancy and give you another reason to hate on the NBA I'll shoot you the list of the participants and you can judge for yourself:
-Gerald Wallace (Charlotte Bobcats)
-Nate Robinson (New York Knicks)
-Shannon Brown (L.A. Lakers)
-DeMar DeRozan (Toronto Raptors)
Now, after you read this list, what's one of the first questions in your head after you take a glance at a name, here I'll help, "who?". You
should know Nate Robinson, however, he's the league reigning three-time champion, he beat Dwight Howard! I don't care who you are, if you've ever seen Sports Center you know whoDwight Howard is. Hell, I bet your mam
a knows who Dwight Howard is. But the point is this, Nate Robinson proved himself worthy by literally facing a giant. The other three, well, I'm sorry, just couldn't match up.
I asked a few people about the contest that took place last Sunday and the main response I received was that this contest lacked flair. There wasn't enough style or anticipation behind the dunks. It was only a
matter of time the world gave two licks about Nate Robinson. "Ok, we get it, you're short and you can dunk, NEXT". The gimmick kind of wore off a little this year...like really.

Nate's competition didn't help the situation either. Gerald Wallace has been in the league nearly a decade. Is he a major house hold name, no. Is he a pretty damn good role player for his team, yes. Is he deserving for consideration in the dunk contest, gonna go with a no. The past few years it seems like Wallace has been hit with a bad case of "Damn-I-got-hurt-againitus
". If he wasn't racking up double-doubles he was racking up ice treys for his hamstrings, knees, or ankles.
Shannon Brown, he's been playing in the NBA for three years. Went to Michigan State, averages about 8 pts. per game, but has been getting around 40 minuets of playing-time the past few games. If you take a look at some of his old You Tube stuff from college, you'll see the dude has ups, but we know it takes more than a prestigious vertical to win over a dunk contest crowd.
The final contestant, DeMar DeRozan, is a rookie...playing for the Toronto Raptors...a rookie in the dunk contest...nice. I mean, he probably had the best dunk of the night, but he's still no Vince Carter. Sorry guy.
Let's skip through the b.s., Wallace and Brown got the ax without blinking. Their performance could be described as mundane at best. In the end a groin injured Nate Robinson beat out the high-flying rookie in DeRozan to take home the crown for the third straight year.
Really NBA? Really? If you didn't know, LeBron James, the
guy who seems to be Conan on the floor was said to be in the contest, but decided to back out at the last minuet, and this was what we had left to watch. Gone are the days that prominent players took a little time out for the fans and performed for them. Julius Erving, Domineque Wilkins, Vince Carter (who could forget that), Kobe Bryant (rookie), and Dwight Howard; all mar-key players, but all did the dunk contest. The event is losing its luster, and if the league isn't careful about locking in better dunkers or bigger names, NBA All-Star weekend will turn into the NFL Pro Bowl, and no one watches the Pro Bowl, and you know it!

Get your sh!t together Stern! Damn!